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I'm Not Sick, But I'm Not Well

Silent ✩ Conventional ✩ Weapon

You're probably too cool to talk to me.

Oct 20 '14

I lost my goddamn keys.

Oct 20 '14

rebelghostalliance:

Current mood:

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Oct 20 '14

ventedtigers:

countsassmaster:

twistedthroughtime:

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

EVERY FUCKING TIME 

i laugh everytime

Oct 20 '14

classykatelyn:

So that was his plan all along…

too excited to sleep and this is what i do with my time

Oct 20 '14

ghosturs:

*stays alive just in case things get better*

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs)

Oct 20 '14

lawlietisawesome:

4/10 funniest moments from Kuroshitsuji manga | Sieglinde Sullivan (in every scene in chapter 89)
Oct 20 '14

traceexcalibur:

ah yes, Homestuck, I’ve read that webcomic. I love the way they just… [clenches fists] [keeps clenching fists] [doesn’t stop clenching fists]

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14
cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

Oct 20 '14

toiletseatpube:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

Tale as old as time

Oct 20 '14

botanybaes:

American Horror Story has fucked with this dudes head

(Source: panic-at-the-discount-store)

Oct 20 '14
bitch was that a fucking pun?

bitch was that a fucking pun?

Oct 20 '14
the-dumb-meister:

STOP MAKING ME SAD YOU FICTIONAL CHARACTER

the-dumb-meister:

STOP MAKING ME SAD YOU FICTIONAL CHARACTER