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What do the colors of the pan flag mean?
The meaning of the colours is explained here by the creator of the pansexual flag. However, this is only a facade, a front so that the straight allies will have something to believe. The truth of our flag is much more sinister. Pink represents the blood of our enemies who would dare defy us- much like Dangan Ronpa, it is pink to avoid an R rating. Yellow represents bees- a swarm of bees that Pansexuals could unleash upon our enemies should they dare invalidate us. Finally, blue represents the sky- it is a reminder to our enemies that many of us have wings and are capable of flight, and that they should be warned.
Shut the fuck up.
Seriously, just shut the fuck up.
Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.
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